An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand.
He leaned closer while the old drunk held the tiny object up to the light, slurring, “Well, it looks plastic.”
Then he rolled it between his fingers, adding, “But it feels like rubber.” Curious, the attorney asked,
“What do you have there?” The old drunk replied, “I don’t know, but it looks like plastic and feels like rubber.” The attorney responded,
“Let me take a look.” So the old drunk handed it over and the lawyer rolled between his thumb and fingers, then examined it closely by sniffing and licking it.
“Yeah, it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, has no significant smell or taste, I sure don’t know what it is.
Where did you get it?” The old drunk man replied, “Out of my nose!
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