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Joke: An 85 years old..

An 85 years old lady was waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harryโ€™s.

Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away.

The man is so attractive, she cannot keep her eyes off him.

After a short time,the man notices her staring and approaches her.

Before the lady has time to apologize, the man looks deep into her eyes and says in a sulty tone, โ€œIโ€™ll do anything youโ€™d like.

Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams.

I doesnโ€™t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I will do it, matter how extreme or unusual it is, I will do it, for this i want $100 cash.

And thereโ€™s another condition.

โ€œCompletely stunned by this turn of events, the lady asks him what the condition is.

You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.โ€ The man said.

The lady takes a moment to consider the offer from the handsome man, she reaches into her handbag and puts $100 in his hands.

She then smiles, looks him square in the eyes and slowly but clearly says,โ€ paint my houseโ€.

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