All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in chargeโฆโฆ
โI should be in charge,โ said the brain ,
โBecause I run all the bodyโs systems, so without me nothing would happen.โ
โI should be in charge,โ said the blood , โBecause I circulate oxygen all over so without me youโd waste away.โ
โI should be in charge,โ said the stomach,โ Because I process food and give all of you energy.โ
โI should be in charge,โ said the legs, โbecause I carry the body wherever it needs to go.โ
โI should be in charge,โ said the eyes, โBecause I allow the body to see where it goes.โ
โI should be in charge,โ said the rectum, โBecause Im responsible for waste removal.โ
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the workโฆ.
The ass hole is usually in charge
