Aggressive piglet orders a pizza.
The seller asks him:
“What do you want, little pig?”
“Because I’m hungry!”
Joke: 86-year-old patient to the doctor:
– Doctor, my problem is that during sex my heart suddenly starts pounding, my head hurts, my water breaks.
“Well, it’s natural at your age.”
When did the complaints start?
“Three times last night, and…”
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