After the wedding night, the husband asks the wife:
“What’s for breakfast?”
“Sex,” the woman replies.
At noon, the husband speaks again:
“Honey, what’s for lunch?”
“Sex.”
Before dinner, the husband takes out his tail and puts it on the radiator.
“What are you doing?”
asks his wife.
“I’m warming up the…”
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