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Joke: After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to…

After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

Corona’s president sits down and says,

“Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”

The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

Then Budweiser’s president says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.”

The bartender gives him one.

Coors’ president says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.”

He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.”

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,

“Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?” and the Guinness president replies,

“Well, if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither will I.”

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