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Joke: A woman was out golfing

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, โ€œIf you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.โ€

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, โ€œThank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!

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The woman said, โ€œThat would be okay,โ€ and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, โ€œYou do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.โ€

The woman replied, โ€œThat will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me.โ€

So, KAZAM โ€“ sheโ€™s the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, โ€œThat will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be ten times richer than you.โ€

The woman said, โ€œThat will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine.โ€

So, KAZAM sheโ€™s the richest woman in the world!

The frog inquired about her third wish, and she answered, โ€œIโ€™d like a mild heart attack.โ€

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