A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husbandโs keys in the door.
โStay where you areโ, she said.
โHe would be so drunk that he would hardly noticeโ.
The husband lurched in the bed and within a few minutes, slept.
A few minutes later the woman, asked her lover to continue.
The man was too scared so the woman said,
โHe is so messed up Iโll pull out one of his hairs and he wonโt move,
So she did and He didnโt move at all.
They did it.
A couple of hours later, she repeats the process โ he is still passed out โ they repeat the pairing.
Then Just before dawn the wife wants one more ride.
So she reaches over and plucks a third hair!
Where upon the husband looks at the lover and says, โI donโt mind you screwing my wife but do you have to keep score.