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Joke: A Woman Walks Into A Bar

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered

She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her

The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, Iโ€™ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one conditionโ€™.

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, โ€˜You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three wordsโ€™.

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young womanโ€™s hand.

He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully saidโ€ฆ

โ€˜Paint my houseโ€™.

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