A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered
She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her
The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, Iโll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one conditionโ.
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, โYou have to tell me what you want me to do in just three wordsโ.
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young womanโs hand.
He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully saidโฆ
โPaint my houseโ.