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Joke: A woman goes to her doctor who verifies

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.

This is her first pregnancy.

The doctor asks her if she has any questions.

She replies, โ€œWell, Iโ€™m a little worried about the pain.

How much will childbirth hurt?โ€

The doctor answered, โ€œWell, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, itโ€™s difficult to describe pain.โ€

โ€œI know, but canโ€™t you give me some idea?โ€ she asks.

โ€œGrab your upper lip and pull it out a littleโ€ฆโ€

โ€œLike this?โ€ โ€œA little moreโ€ฆโ€

โ€œLike this?โ€ โ€œNo.

A little moreโ€ฆโ€

โ€œLike this?โ€ โ€œYes.

Does that hurt?โ€

โ€œA little bit.โ€ โ€œNow stretch it over your head!

โ€

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