A man phones his wife and asks her:
โHoney Iโve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion.
So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box.
Weโre leaving from office & Iโll swing by the house to pick my things.
Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!
โ The wife noticed that thereโs something fishy in her husbandโs story but since she was a good wife she listened to her husband and did exactly as he told her.
After a week the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but happy to have done a good job.
The wife immediately started asking about the weekend, how it was, if heโd caught any fish and so on.
The husband said:
โYes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish.
But why didnโt you pack my blue silk pyjamas?โ To which the wife responded:
โI didโฆ.Theyโre in your fishing boxโ.
