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Joke: A Wife With 7th Sense..

A man phones his wife and asks her:

“Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week.

This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion.

So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box.

We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things.

Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!

” The wife noticed that there’s something fishy in her husband’s story but since she was a good wife she listened to her husband and did exactly as he told her.

After a week the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but happy to have done a good job.

The wife immediately started asking about the weekend, how it was, if he’d caught any fish and so on.

The husband said:

“Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish.

But why didn’t you pack my blue silk pyjamas?” To which the wife responded:

“I did….They’re in your fishing box”.

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