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Joke: A Very Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus

I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with aย walker gets on.

All the other passengers proceed to file on and take upย the remaining standing places but she stands close toย me, staring me in the eyes.

After 5 minutes of this, I kindly ask, โ€˜may I help you?โ€™

She replies, โ€œyes, I have been waiting here for 5ย minutes now and you have not offered to give me yourย seat โ€œCan you give me a good reason why I should?โ€

I can give you 5.

I am an old woman of 86, I have nearย paralysis in my left leg, a hip that has been replacedย twice, my husband died 3 days ago and every second Iย stand up is pure agony.

Can you give me as manyย reasons why you deserve the seat more?โ€ Sadly, only one.

Iโ€™m the freakinโ€™ driver.โ€

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