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Joke: A Vacuum Cleaner

A vacuum cleaner salesman came to my door, out of nothing poured a bag of dog sh*t on my carpet without asking my permission and said, โ€œSir, if this vacuum canโ€™t clean it completely, Iโ€™ll eat whateverโ€™s left.โ€ After a few seconds of silence.

I said, โ€œI hope youโ€™re hungry โ€™cause they cut off the electricity this morning.โ€

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