The wedding was a beautiful affair and the reception equally stunning, the guests had all settled down with drinks in hand.
A prayer for the food and a toast to the young couple was requested from the 100 year old Matriarch of the family.
A beautiful prayer was then said extolling the wonderful young couple and how hopes for a long married life would follow with many blessings of children.
Next the toast was started with the traditional request to raise your glasses high, the Grandmother then started:
“One is sufficient, two at the most, three I’m under the table, and four I’m under the host.”