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Joke: A Soldier Approached A Nun

Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt?

I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”

The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister.

You see, I don’t want to go to S*ria.

” The nun said, “I understand completely.

” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!

” The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls….

I don’t want to go to S*ria either.”

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