Out of breath, he asked, โPlease, may I hide under your skirt?
Iโll explain later.โ The nun agreedโฆ A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, โSister, have you seen a soldier?โ
The nun replied, โHe went that way.โ After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, โI canโt thank you enough, sister.
You see, I donโt want to go to S*ria.
โ The nun said, โI understand completely.
โ The soldier added, โI hope Iโm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!
โ The nun replied, โIf you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of ballsโฆ.
I donโt want to go to S*ria either.โ
