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Joke: A Salesman And A Farmer

A traveling salesman goes to a farm house.

The farmer says, โ€œI could put you up for one night, but youโ€™ll have to stay in the barn.โ€

So he spends the night there and the next morning the farmer comes in, he says, โ€œWere you comfortable?โ€

He goes, โ€œI had a great time; I talked to all the animals.โ€ The farmer says, โ€œYou talked to the animals?โ€

โ€œYeah I spoke to the chickens, they say you collect the eggs every morning exactly at five minutes after six.โ€ โ€œThatโ€™s exactly right.โ€

He says, โ€œThe horse tells me his name is Otis, youโ€™ve owned him for 10 years.โ€ He says, โ€œThatโ€™s incredible.โ€

Then the salesman said, โ€œI spoke to the cow, the cow says that her name is Elsie and you milk her every morning at exactly 8:30.And then I spoke to the sheep.โ€ And the farmer goes, โ€œNow look here, Those sheep are lying.โ€

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