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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph, with the husband behind the wheel.
His wife looks over at him and says, โHoney, I know weโve been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce.โ The husband says nothing, but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, โI donโt want you to try to talk me out of it, because Iโve been having an affair with your best friend, and heโs a better lover than you.โ
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.
She says, โI want the house.โ Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, โI want the kids too.โ
The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now heโs up to 80 mph.
She says, โI want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too.โ
The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, โIs there anything you want?โ
The husband says, โNo, Iโve got everything I need.โ She asks, โReally?
Whatโs that?โ
The husband replies, just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, โIโve got the airbag!
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