Joke: A Promise is a Promise

Little Johnny:

“Daddy, remember that big chocolate cake Mommy made for the bake sale, and I promised not to eat any of it?”

Dad:

“Yes, son.”

Little Johnny:

“And remember how you promised that if I did, I would get a time out?”

Dad:

“Yes, son.”

Little Johnny:

“Well, now that I’ve broken my promise, it’s probably only fair that you break yours too.”