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Joke: A Priest And A Nun Are Having a Tennis Match

A priest and a nun are having a tennis match…The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is clearly better.

After a volley from the nun, the priest misses and yells:“Goddamn it!

I missed!

”, startling the nun.

She let it slip by and the match continues.

But alas, after a fierce back-hand from the nun, the priest misses and again yells:“Goddamn it!

I missed!

” “Stop it” yells the nun.

“You can’t use the Lords name in vein like that!

” The priest apologizes.

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