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Joke: A pregnant woman falls into a coma whilst giving birth –

A pregnant woman falls into a coma whilst giving birth.

After some months, she regains consciousness and she realises that her pregnancy belly is gone.

A doctor is standing next to her bed greeting her.

“Hello, you have been in a coma for six months.

But don’t worry, you are in good health and will be released soon!

She anxiously asks him, “Doctor what happened?

What happened to my baby?”

“Don’t worry about it!

The birth went well and your babies are alive and healthy.” The doctor replies.

“Babies?

What do you mean babies?”

“Ma’am you had twins.

A boy and a girl.”

“Your brother has been taking care of them since their birth.”

“My Brother?

Oh no but he’s an idiot!

What did he name them?” The woman exclaims.

“He named the girl ‘Denise’” The doctor says.

“That’s not so bad.” The woman replies.

“What did he name the boy?”

He replies,

“Denephew!

 

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