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A Polish Man Had Married A Canadian Girl
A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on well.
One day, though, he rushed into a lawyerโs office and asked if he could arrange for a divorce for himโฆ.โvery quick!
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โย The lawyer explained that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked these questions:
Lawyer;ย โHave you any grounds?!
โ Polish man;ย โAn acre and a half and a nice 3 bedroom house!
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โ Lawyer; โNo, I mean what is the foundation of the case?!
โ Polish man;ย โIt is made of concrete, bricks and mortar!
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Lawyer;ย โDoes either of you have a real grudge?!
โ Polish man;ย โNo, we have a carportโฆ donโt need a grudge!
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โ Lawyer;ย โI mean, what are your relations like?!
โ Polish man;ย โAll my relations live in Poland!
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โ Lawyer;ย โIs there any infidelity in your marriage?!
โ Polish man;ย โYesโฆ we have hi-fidelity stereo set and DVD player with 6.1 surround sound!
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โ Lawyer;ย โNo, I mean does your wife beat you up?!
โ Polish man;ย โNo, Iโm always up before her!
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โ Lawyer;ย โwhy do you want this divorce?!
โ Polish man;ย โShe is going to kill me!
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โ Lawyer;ย โWhat makes you think that?!
โ Polish man; โI got proof!
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โ Lawyer;ย โWhat kind of proof?!
โ Polish man;ย โShe going to poison me.ย She buy bottle at drug store and I read label.ย It sayโฆ POLISH REMOVER!
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