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A Polish Man Had Married A Canadian Girl

A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on well.

One day, though, he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange for a divorce for him….”very quick!

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”  The lawyer explained that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked these questions:

Lawyer;  “Have you any grounds?!

” Polish man;  “An acre and a half and a nice 3 bedroom house!

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” Lawyer; “No, I mean what is the foundation of the case?!

” Polish man;  “It is made of concrete, bricks and mortar!

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Lawyer;  “Does either of you have a real grudge?!

” Polish man;  “No, we have a carport… don’t need a grudge!

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” Lawyer;  “I mean, what are your relations like?!

” Polish man;  “All my relations live in Poland!

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” Lawyer;  “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?!

” Polish man;  “Yes… we have hi-fidelity stereo set and DVD player with 6.1 surround sound!

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” Lawyer;  “No, I mean does your wife beat you up?!

” Polish man;  “No, I’m always up before her!

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” Lawyer;  “why do you want this divorce?!

” Polish man;  “She is going to kill me!

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” Lawyer;  “What makes you think that?!

” Polish man; “I got proof!

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” Lawyer;  “What kind of proof?!

” Polish man;  “She going to poison me.  She buy bottle at drug store and I read label.  It say… POLISH REMOVER!

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