A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, โHey, I havenโt seen you in a while.
What happened?
You look terrible.โ
โWhat do you mean?โ said the pirate, โI feel fine.โ
โWhat about the wooden leg?
You didnโt have that before.โ โWell,โ said the pirate, โWe were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon-ball, but Iโm fine now.โ
The bartender replied, โWell, OK, but what about that hook?
What happened to your hand?โ
The pirate explained, โWe were in another battle.
I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off.
I got fitted with a hook but Iโm fine, really.โ
โWhat about that eye patch?โ โOh,โ said the pirate, โOne day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over.
I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye.โ
โYouโre kidding,โ said the bartender.
โYou couldnโt lose an eye just from bird poo.โ โIt was my first day with the hook.โ
