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Joke: A Pharmacist and A Young Man

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

โ€œWell,โ€ he said, โ€œIโ€™ve been seeing this girl for a while and sheโ€™s really hot.

I want the condoms because I think tonightโ€™s โ€œtheโ€ night.

Weโ€™re having dinner with her parents, and then weโ€™re going out, and Iโ€™ve got a feeling Iโ€™m gonna get lucky after that.

Once sheโ€™s had me, sheโ€™ll want me all the time, so youโ€™d better give me the 12 pack.

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents.

He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree.

He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

The girl leans over and says, You never told me that you were such a religious person.

He leans over to her and says, โ€œYou never told me that your father is a pharmacist.โ€

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