A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesnโt respond.
The man asks again โJust tell me, itโs fine.
How many men have you slept with?โ
His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.
The man says โI am sorry.
I didnโt mean to upset you.
I just thought we could trust each otherโฆโ
Still silence from his wife.
The man, giving up, says โItโs OK.
Please donโt be upset.โ
Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection.
While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,
โDamn it!
You made me lose count!
โ
