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Joke: A married couple is sleeping

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.

The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, โ€œHow am I supposed to know?

Weโ€™re 200 miles inland!

โ€ and hangs up.

Her husband rolls over and asks, โ€œSweetheart, who was that?โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t know, some dumb b!

tch asking if the coast is clear.โ€

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