A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.
The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, โHow am I supposed to know?
Weโre 200 miles inland!
โ and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks, โSweetheart, who was that?โ
โI donโt know, some dumb b!
tch asking if the coast is clear.โ