A man and his wife are out driving, and get pulled over by a police officer.
The husband, who is the one behind the wheel, asks, “What’s the problem, officer?”
Officer:
“You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”
Man:
“No sir, I was going 65.”
Wife:
“Oh, Harry.
You were going 80.”
(The man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Officer:
“I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man:
“Broken tail light?
I didn’t know about a broken tail light!
”
Wife:
“Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.”
(The man gives his wife another dirty look.)
Officer:
“I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.”
Man:
“Oh, this?
I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.”
Wife:
“Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.”
The man turns to his wife and yells, “Shut your mouth!
”
The officer turns to the woman and asks, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”
The wife replies,
“No, only when he’s drunk.”
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