A man and his wife are out driving, and get pulled over by a police officer.
The husband, who is the one behind the wheel, asks, โWhatโs the problem, officer?โ
Officer:
โYou were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.โ
Man:
โNo sir, I was going 65.โ
Wife:
โOh, Harry.
You were going 80.โ
(The man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Officer:
โIโm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man:
โBroken tail light?
I didnโt know about a broken tail light!
โ
Wife:
โOh Harry, youโve known about that tail light for weeks.โ
(The man gives his wife another dirty look.)
Officer:
โIโm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.โ
Man:
โOh, this?
I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.โ
Wife:
โOh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.โ
The man turns to his wife and yells, โShut your mouth!
โ
The officer turns to the woman and asks, โMaโam, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?โ
The wife replies,
โNo, only when heโs drunk.โ
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