A man unexpectedly brings his best friend home for dinner at 5:30 after work.
His wife starts yelling, while his friend quietly listens.
โMy hair and makeup arenโt done, the house is a mess, the dishes arenโt washed, Iโm still in my pajamas, and Iโm definitely not in the mood to cook tonight!
Why on earth did you bring him home?โ
The husband replies, โBecause heโs thinking about getting married.โ