A man travels on a ship.
Two days in, the ship encounters a storm and drowns.
Hanging on weakly to a piece of the mast, he manages to survive and gets washed up on an unknown island.
Only problem is, itโs so unknown that no ship ever comes near it.
10 years pass on the island, and the survivor has been alone all this time, that is until one day, he suddenly notices an unusual speck in the distance.
โItโs certainly not a ship,โ he thinks to himself.
No ship has ever come.
As the speck gets closer and closer the man starts to rule out the possibility that itโs a small boat or even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf is a beautiful blonde woman wearing scuba gear and a wet-suit.
She approaches the man, who canโt believe his eyes.
She tells him she has a boat nearby, and she just took a swim.
The look of the poor man makes her feel a great wave of pity for him.
โTell me, how long has it been since youโve had a cigarette?โ she asks the man.
โItโs been 10 years,โ he replies.
With that, the woman reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a packet of cigarettes.
The man takes one, lights it and takes a long drag.
โMan, that is good!
โ he says, sighing in pleasure.
โAnd how long has it been since youโve had a sip of bourbon?โ the woman asks.
Trembling, the castaway explains that itโs also been 10 years.
Sure enough, the woman reaches over, unzips her right sleeve and pulls out a flask.
The man opens it and takes a swig.
โThis is the best day of my life,โ he says, grinning.
The woman starts โฆ
The woman starts unzipping her long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and looks at the man seductively.
โNow, how long has it been since youโve had some real fun?โ she asks seductively.
With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs.
โDear lord!
Donโt tell me youโve got a game of twister in there!
โ
