A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, โRibbit.
9- Ironโ.
The man looks around and doesnโt see anyone.
โRibbit.
9-Iron.โ
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong.
He puts his other club away, and grabs a 9-iron.
Boom!
he hits it 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked!
He says to the frog, โWow thatโs amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?โ
The frog replies โRibbit.
Lucky frog.โ The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
โWhat do you think frog?โ
the man asks.
โRibbit.
3-wood.โ The guy takes out a 3-wood, and boom!
A hole in one.
The man is befuddled and doesnโt know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man has golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, โOK where to next?โ The frog replies, โRibbit.
Las Vegas.โ
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, โOK frog, now what?โ
The frog says, โRibbit.
Roulette.โ Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, โWhat do you think I should bet?โ The frog replies, โRibbit.
$3000,black 6.โ
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck.
Boom โ tons of cash come sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, โFrog, I donโt know how to repay you.
Youโve won me all this money and I am forever grateful.โ
