A man sees a gorgeous and hot woman standing alone at a bar.
After tossing back a couple of shots he gets the nerve to approach her and says:
โHi, I was going to tell you a joke about my weapon, but itโs too long.โ
The woman looks at him for a moment and replies:
โWhat a coincidence.
I was going to tell you a joke about my bum, but youโll never get it.โ