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Joke: A man refuses to bury his mother in law in The Holy Land –

A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.

While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

An undertaker told them, โ€œYou can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.โ€

The man thought about it for a while and then told him, โ€œI see.

Well, youโ€™d better ship her home then.โ€

The undertaker asked, โ€œWhy?

Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and only spend $150?โ€

The man said, โ€œA man died 2,000 years ago.

He was buried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead,โ€ฆโ€

โ€œI just canโ€™t take that chance!

โ€

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