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Joke: A man and his wife go to their honeymoon

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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.

As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, โ€œWhen you first saw my undressed body in front of you, what was going through your mind?โ€

The husband replied, โ€œAll I wanted to do was to bang your brains out, and taste it your melons dry.โ€

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, โ€œWhat are you thinking now?โ€

He replied, โ€œIt looks as if I did a pretty good job.โ€

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