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Joke: A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise…

A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house

The woman rolls over and says, โ€œItโ€™s my husband, you have to leave!

โ€

The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street, when he realizes something.

He goes back to the house and says to the woman, โ€œWait, Iโ€™m your husband!

โ€

She replies giving him a dirty look, โ€œSo why did you run?โ€

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