A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house
The woman rolls over and says, โItโs my husband, you have to leave!
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The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street, when he realizes something.
He goes back to the house and says to the woman, โWait, Iโm your husband!
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She replies giving him a dirty look, โSo why did you run?โ