HumorJokes

Joke: A Little Boy Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas

A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas.

His mother said she didnโ€™t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he wrote to Jesus promising to be a good boy in the future, then maybe Jesus might be willing to get him one.

So the boy started writing out a letter.

โ€˜

Dear Jesus, I promise to be good for one yearโ€ฆโ€™ He then crossed it out and wrote:

โ€˜Dear Jesus, I promise to be good for one month.โ€™

Still he wasnโ€™t happy, so he crossed it out and wrote:

โ€˜

Dear Jesus, I promise to be good for one week.โ€™ His head in a spin, he tore up the paper and went for a walk.

As he passed the local church, he noticed a nativity scene.

When nobody was looking, he grabbed the figure of Mary, hid it under his coat and ran home.

There he composed a new letter.

โ€˜Dear Jesus, if you ever want to see your mother againโ€ฆโ€™

Have you read these?

Greetings! I'm Lisa Adams, the face behind a website that's all about laughter and exploration. My website is a place where you'll find funny pictures, amusing videos, and interesting articles/news about our world. Join me for a daily dose…

Related Posts

Joke: Police Bust

A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time everyone come out and he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that…

Joke: Bear Precautions

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and…

Joke: Prescription Needed

A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, โ€œIโ€™d like a poison thatโ€™ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.โ€ The pharmacist says,…