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Joke: A Little Boy Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas

A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas.

His mother said she didnโ€™t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he wrote to Jesus promising to be a good boy in the future, then maybe Jesus might be willing to get him one.

So the boy started writing out a letter.

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Dear Jesus, I promise to be good for one yearโ€ฆโ€™ He then crossed it out and wrote:

โ€˜Dear Jesus, I promise to be good for one month.โ€™

Still he wasnโ€™t happy, so he crossed it out and wrote:

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Dear Jesus, I promise to be good for one week.โ€™ His head in a spin, he tore up the paper and went for a walk.

As he passed the local church, he noticed a nativity scene.

When nobody was looking, he grabbed the figure of Mary, hid it under his coat and ran home.

There he composed a new letter.

โ€˜Dear Jesus, if you ever want to see your mother againโ€ฆโ€™

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