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Joke: A JFK conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven –

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him.

โ€œWelcome.

You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully.โ€

Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, โ€œWho really shot Kennedy?โ€

God replies, โ€œLee Harvey Oswald shot him from sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository.ย  There were no accomplices.

He acted aloneโ€

The conspiracy theorist pauses, thinks to himself, then says, โ€œShit!

This goes higher up than I thoughtโ€ฆโ€

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