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A husband went to the police station

A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:

Husband:

“I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.” Inspector:

“What is her height?” Husband:

“I never checked.” Inspector:

“Slim or healthy?” Husband:

“Not slim, she can be healthy.” Inspector:

“Colour of eyes.” Husband:

“Never noticed.” Inspector:

Colour of hair?” Husband:

“It changes according to season.” Inspector:

“What was she wearing?” Husband:

“Not sure.

It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.” Inspector:

“Was she driving?” Husband:

“Yes.” Inspector:

“Tell me the type and colour of the car?” Husband:

“A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0-litre V6 engine generating 333 horsepower teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.

It has full LED headlights, which use light-emitting diodes for all light functions.

It has a very thin scratch on the front left door and then the husband started crying.” Inspector:

“Don’t worry sir, we will find your car!

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