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A husband went to the police station
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:
Husband:
“I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.” Inspector:
“What is her height?” Husband:
“I never checked.” Inspector:
“Slim or healthy?” Husband:
“Not slim, she can be healthy.” Inspector:
“Colour of eyes.” Husband:
“Never noticed.” Inspector:
Colour of hair?” Husband:
“It changes according to season.” Inspector:
“What was she wearing?” Husband:
“Not sure.
It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.” Inspector:
“Was she driving?” Husband:
“Yes.” Inspector:
“Tell me the type and colour of the car?” Husband:
“A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0-litre V6 engine generating 333 horsepower teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
It has full LED headlights, which use light-emitting diodes for all light functions.
It has a very thin scratch on the front left door and then the husband started crying.” Inspector:
“Don’t worry sir, we will find your car!
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