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A husband went to the police station
A husband went to the police station to file a โmissing personโ report for his missing wife:
Husband:
โI lost my wife, she went shopping and hasnโt come back yet.โ Inspector:
โWhat is her height?โ Husband:
โI never checked.โ Inspector:
โSlim or healthy?โ Husband:
โNot slim, she can be healthy.โ Inspector:
โColour of eyes.โ Husband:
โNever noticed.โ Inspector:
Colour of hair?โ Husband:
โIt changes according to season.โ Inspector:
โWhat was she wearing?โ Husband:
โNot sure.
It may have been a dress or maybe a suit.โ Inspector:
โWas she driving?โ Husband:
โYes.โ Inspector:
โTell me the type and colour of the car?โ Husband:
โA black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0-litre V6 engine generating 333 horsepower teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
It has full LED headlights, which use light-emitting diodes for all light functions.
It has a very thin scratch on the front left door and then the husband started crying.โ Inspector:
โDonโt worry sir, we will find your car!
โ
