One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
They are about to do a goodnight kiss, but the guy is feeling a little excited.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her “Darling, would you give me a BJ?”
Horrified, she replies “Are you mad?
My parents will see us!
” He:
“Oh come on!
Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” She:
“No, please.
Can you imagine if we get caught?”
He:
“Oh come on, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!
” She:
“No way.
It’s just too risky!
” He (excited as hell):
“Oh please, please, I love you so much!
” She:
“No, no, and no.
I love you too, but I just can’t!
He:
“Oh yes you can.
Please?” She:
“No, no.
I just can’t” He:
“I beg you… ” Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her shorts, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: “Dad says to go ahead and give him a BJ.
Or I can do it. Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..”
