One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
They are about to do a goodnight kiss, but the guy is feeling a little excited.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her โDarling, would you give me a BJ?โ
Horrified, she replies โAre you mad?
My parents will see us!
โย He:
โOh come on!
Whoโs gonna see us at this hour?โย She:
โNo, please.
Can you imagine if we get caught?โ
He:
โOh come on, thereโs nobody around, theyโre all sleeping!
โย She:
โNo way.
Itโs just too risky!
โย He (excited as hell):
โOh please, please, I love you so much!
โย She:
โNo, no, and no.
I love you too, but I just canโt!
ย He:
โOh yes you can.
Please?โย She:
โNo, no.
I just canโtโย He:
โI beg youโฆ โย Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girlโs sister shows up in her shorts, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:ย โDad says to go ahead and give him a BJ.
Or I can do it.ย Or if need be, heโll come down himself and do it.ย But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..โ
