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Joke: A guy takes his girlfriend home

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.

They are about to do a goodnight kiss, but the guy is feeling a little excited.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her “Darling, would you give me a BJ?”

Horrified, she replies “Are you mad?

My parents will see us!

” He:

“Oh come on!

Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” She:

“No, please.

Can you imagine if we get caught?”

He:

“Oh come on, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!

” She:

“No way.

It’s just too risky!

” He (excited as hell):

“Oh please, please, I love you so much!

” She:

“No, no, and no.

I love you too, but I just can’t!

 He:

“Oh yes you can.

Please?” She:

“No, no.

I just can’t” He:

“I beg you… ” Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her shorts, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: “Dad says to go ahead and give him a BJ.

Or I can do it. Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..”

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