A guy goes to the good fairy with a very, very big problem:
he’s too big and he can’t have sex because all women are scared of him.
“Oh, well, it’s not for my table, but go to the witch and ask her to marry you!”
Every time you say NO, your ass will be 5 cm smaller.
The guy goes to the witch and asks for her hand:
“Witch,…”
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