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Joke: A guy gets home late one night –

Lisa Adams
Jul 11, 2024
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Joke: A guy gets home late one night –

A guy gets home late one night and his wife says,

“where the hell have you been?”

“I was out getting a tattoo.”

“A tattoo?

What kind of tattoo did you get?”

“I got a hundred dollar bill on my manhood.”

“What the hell were you thinking?

Why did you get a hundred “dollar bill on your weapon?”

“Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow.

Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money.

And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay home and blow a hundred bucks.”

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