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Joke: A Good Lumberjack

A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack.

The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjacksโ€™ door.

The head lumberjack took one look at the little man and told him to leave.

โ€œJust give me a chance to show you what I can do,โ€ said the skinny man.

โ€œOkay, see that giant redwood over there?โ€ said the lumberjack.

โ€œTake your axe and go cut it down.โ€

The skinny man headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the lumberjackโ€™s door.

โ€œI cut the tree down,โ€ said the man.

The lumberjack couldnโ€™t believe his eyes and said, โ€œWhere did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?โ€ โ€œIn the Sahara Forest,โ€ replied the puny man.

โ€œYou mean the Sahara Desert,โ€ said the lumberjack.

The little man laughed and answered back, โ€œSure, thatโ€™s what they call it now!

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