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Joke: A fireman comes home from work

Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole;

Bell 3 rings, we’re on the trucks.

From now on, we’re going to run this house the same way.

When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked.

When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed.

When I say Bell 3, we’re going to make passionate love.”

The next night, the fireman comes home from work and yells,

“Bell 1!

” His wife takes off her clothes.

“Bell 2,” and his wife jumps into bed.

Bell 3,” and they began to make love.

After two minutes, his wife yells,

“Bell 4!

” “What’s Bell 4?” the husband asks.

“More hose,” she replies, “you’re nowhere near the fire!

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