Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole;
Bell 3 rings, we’re on the trucks.
From now on, we’re going to run this house the same way.
When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked.
When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed.
When I say Bell 3, we’re going to make passionate love.”
The next night, the fireman comes home from work and yells,
“Bell 1!
” His wife takes off her clothes.
“Bell 2,” and his wife jumps into bed.
Bell 3,” and they began to make love.
After two minutes, his wife yells,
“Bell 4!
” “What’s Bell 4?” the husband asks.
“More hose,” she replies, “you’re nowhere near the fire!
”
