Joke: A elderly man was walking down –

An elderly man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,

‘If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?’

No, I had to stop drinking years ago, ‘

the homeless man replied.

‘Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?’ the man asked.

‘No, I don’t waste time fishing, ‘the homeless man said.

‘I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.’

‘Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?’

the man asked.

‘Are you NUTS!

’ replied the homeless man.

‘I haven’t played golf in 20 years!

’

‘Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?’ the man asked.

‘What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?’

exclaimed the homeless man.

‘Well,

‘said the man, ‘I’m not going to give you the money.

Instead, I’m going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.’

The homeless man was astounded.’ Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that?

I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.’

The man replied, ‘That’s okay.

It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and women.