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Joke: A Divorce

As a member of the Marine Corps, a man was stationed at Twenty-Nine Palms Base in California.

Among those serving there was a private who was determined not to re-enlist.

At inspection one morning, the officer asked him, “Are you married, son?”

“No, sir,” he replied.

“Engaged.”

“There’s no need to get married,” the officer said, sensing an opportunity to change the private’s plans for discharge.

“The Marine Corps is your wife.

It clothes you, feeds you, puts a roof over your head, keeps you in top physical condition and provides you with companionship.

What else could you possibly want?”

“With all due respect, sir,” answered the private, “… a divorce!

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