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Joke: A Clean Getaway

Little Johnny’s mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt.

“Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner,” his mother says, looking at his left hand.

“I’ve never seen a hand so filthy.”

“Then you haven’t seen this one,” Johnny replies, holding up his right hand.

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