A CHINESE GUY COMES INTO THE PUB, STANDS NEXT TO ME AND STARTS DRINKING.
I SAID TO HIM, “DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THE MARTIAL ARTS.
LIKE KUNG FU, JU-JITSU, OR KARATE?” HE SAYS “WHY THE FUCK YOU ASK ME THAT.
IS IT BECAUSE I’M CHINESE?
“HE SAYS “WHY THE FUCK YOU ASK ME THAT.
IS IT BECAUSE I’M CHINESE?
“NO” I SAID, “IT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE DRINKIN MY F*CKING BEER!
”
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