A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked.
When an old woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said,โLetโs see now, thereโs the twins, Sally and Billy, theyโre eighteen.
And the twins, Seth & Beth, theyโre sixteen.
And the twins, Penny and Jenny, theyโre fourteen.โ
โHold on!
โ said the census taker,
โDid you get twins every time?โ The woman answered,โHeck no, there were hundreds of times we didnโt get nothinโ.โ
