A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; itโs a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
โSo youโre a man, thatโs interesting.
Iโm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars!
Thereโs nothing left, but fortunately, we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.โ
The man replied,
โI agree with you completely.โ
โThis must be a sign from God!
โ The woman continued, โAnd look at this, hereโs another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didnโt break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.โ
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, โArenโt you having any?โ
The woman replies, โNo.
I think Iโll just wait for the policeโฆโ
