A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver wonโt stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies:
โI have a question to ask, but I donโt want to offend youโ
She answers, โ My son, you cannot offend me.
When youโre as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
Iโm sure that thereโs nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.โ
โWell, Iโve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.โ
She responds, โWell, letโs see what we can do about that โ
you have to be single and
you must be Catholic.โ
The cab driver is very excited and says, โYes, Iโm single and Catholic!
โ
โOK,โ the nun says.
โPull into the next alley.โ
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
โMy dear child,โ said the nun, why are you crying?โ
โForgive me but Iโve sinned.
I lied and I must confess, Iโm married and Iโm Jewish.โ
The nun says, โThatโs OK.
My name is Steve and Iโm going to a Halloween party!
โ
